Ellie thinks she should be flying a hover board. I mean, seriously, how does an elephant expect to fly? Her butt is way too big to ever get off the ground. Watch this video and see what I mean.
Sheesh, some animals can be wild in their thinking.
Like right now, she has me helping her to be Santa. And yes, I know that The Claus guy is a myth. But she doesn't. When Matt tried to tell Ellie that Santa is not real, he was nearly drowned to death.
Just thinking of what I am going through with that elephant living in my backyard has got me all upset and wired. I'd better go eat some deep-fried marshmallows dipped in syrup so that I feel better. Nothing like severe junk food to keep my spirit healthy.
Sincerely, Scout
