Ellie has decided that she wants to be Dumbo for Halloween. And guess why? She thinks then she will be able to fly!
Sheesh, that elephant is insane. I tried to tell her that her butt is too big, and her ears are too small to fly with. And what did she do with my logical reasoning ability? She threw me into the swimming pool.
"See, even you can fly," said my little sister Amy.
How do I put up with that crazy elephant living in my back yard? If I had one nerve left in my entire body, she would manage to stomp on it.
